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Wuhan is going to build giant super dildo

May 13, 2011 – 10:21 am

This post is safe for work, at least there is only a picture of a new supertall skyscraper included here, no nude girls or anything like that. So don’t think anything wrong, when looking at this concept drawing of a new office tower proposed to be built in Wuhan, China. Let’s have a look at this gigant, super, elongated, milehigh building first:

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Wuhan really wants to stand out. Image credit: home.news.cn

Now that we have talked about the juicy part, let’s get to the rock solid facts:
Wuhan is going to replace old buildings in a huge area in the inner city with modern glass towers. There is a plan for the development of the whole area, several blocks wide. In the first phase, which is currently being built, only medium high buildings are constructed. The 606 meter high super dildo has to wait until the end of this multi-phase construction. Currently it’s name is Greenland Center, but I guess this is only a placeholder name. While there is already construction work going on for the first buildings in this area, the dildo won’t be started before 2015 and that means plans might change over time. However I would advise Wuhan to stick to this supertall skyscraper to show their ecenomic potency.

If you want to know more, check the related thread on skyscrapercity: WUHAN | Greenland Center | 606m | 1988ft | Prep

  1. 4 Responses to “Wuhan is going to build giant super dildo”

  2. What an incredible waste of money…

    By Aremonus on May 13, 2011

  3. How many packs of viagra could that money buy?

    By justrecently on May 14, 2011

  4. I’m sure they have a business plan, so the money might not be wasted. On the other hand they surely could provide each Wuhan resident with a Viagra supply for one year. A question of priorities.

    By Hendrik on May 14, 2011

  5. They just want to have a bigger one than Taipei. Who cares, we have the real one, they will only have a dildo ;)

    By My Kafkaesque life on May 19, 2011

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